December 2011
if a Pirates of the Caribbean sequel is made, but Kiera Knightley isn’t in it
does it really exist?
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my new years resolution is to be fab
oh wait
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highlights of 2011
crystal castles at leeds
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i have ordered pizza to coincide with the start of pirates of the carribean
this pleases me
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i don’t think facebook realises how much harder it is to stalk people with the timeline
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be NICE if someonete invited me to a new years party
kevinless:
So somehow the Christmas dinner talk got to us talking about how my twin sister wouldn’t come out of my mom for a long time, and I made a joke about how the doctor had to fist her. My mom then decided it was appropriate to ask me [in front of her boyfriend] if I have ever been fisted or fisted myself.
omg
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everyone is bashing airmax’s
Watchrotting:
i think the one in purple has a furby tattoo on her arm? i love her
furby tat just fuckin ripped her a new one
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i’d do anything to be at Foals/Friendly Fires tonight
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i fall down the stairs so often that mums stopped shouting me to see if im ok when she hears the crash
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i saw this adidas hoody in a chairty shop today and i never got it and now i think it want hmm
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the sexual tension between Legolas and Gimli is almost unbearABLE
why is there are a picture of jamjars topless with a colander on his head with 1300 likes on facebook
w h y
jeal0usy replied to your photo: half six? do you wanna smack topman delivery…
are you wearing a belly top underneath that haha
are you for real omg the top half is green and the bottom half is white
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Anonymous asked: they look like girls boobs though? with a bra and everything
toolittletimebuthappy replied to your photo: half six? do you wanna smack topman delivery…
Topshop delivery left my shoes in a wheely bin outside my house, lovely or what.
anyone could have took them! but yeah they threw one over the wall into our garden once haha
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Anonymous asked: are you are boy yeah? because that picture makes you look like you have boobs??
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omg i never expect it
and then he says it
“theyre taking the hobbits to isengard”
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would it kill topman to make a “not quite so skinny” fit jean
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bitterhandss asked: hahahahaha im jelous
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops